Mother’s Day is right around the corner and instead of going to buy the cheesy “you’re the best mom EVER” cards at the store, I thought i’d make a whole bunch of them with funny poems and quotes! I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile :-) Just click on the quote link to get the printable card. Note that you will probably have to re-size them to print (or un-check “fit to page”).
Mother’s Day Card Funny Poem/Quote Ideas:
- “You were right there, I said it.“
- “Thanks for not drinking for 9 months, mom.“
- “Mom, without me today is just another day (you’re welcome)“
- “You are a great mom, I mean look at me.“
- “Thanks for the genes that provided these crazy good looks, mom.“
- “Mom, you’ve earned this card. Enjoy.“
- “Mom, now that i’ve moved out i’ve realized that my house is dirty and I can’t cook. What time is dinner?“
- “Mom, i’m sorry i’m the reason that you can no longer wear a bikini“
- “Mom, no matter what life throws at you, at least you don’t have ugly children.“
- “Mom, with you I wouldn’t be here and that would suck.“
- “All moms give birth to a child except you, mom. You gave birth to a legend“
- “Great job mom I turned out awesome“
- “I love how we don’t have to say out loud that i’m your favorite child“
- “Many thanks to my greatest teacher, best friend, and my cheapest therapist“
- “Mom, you gave me life so I got you this card.“
- “Thanks for always saying yes every time dad said no!“
- “You’re one of my favorite parents!“
- “Home is wherever mom (and good food) is“
- “Mom, I can’t even imagine how proud you are of me for remembering to send a card“
- “Dear mom, I blame you for how awesome I am. It’s a burden really.“
- “I have become my mother. Are you happy now?“
- “Mom, thank you so much for putting up with such a spoiled, bratty, unappreciative kid…like my sibling.“
- “I love you so much i’ll let you pick your own nursing home (just stay in budget)“
- “You’re the Lorelai to my Rory“
- “You’re not like a regular mom. You’re a cool mom.“
- “Here’s to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.“
- “I hope your Mother’s Day is more pleasant than labor was.“
- “Mom, it’s so great how much closer we’ve gotten since you started texting instead of calling.“
- “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who fed me as a baby and through most of my twenties.“
- “Mom, thanks for providing me with love that’s as never ending as your voicemails.“
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