Funny Mother’s Day Poem Card Printables

Mother’s Day is right around the corner and instead of going to buy the cheesy “you’re the best mom EVER” cards at the store, I thought i’d make a whole bunch of them with funny poems and quotes! I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile :-) Just click on the quote link to get the printable card. Note that you will probably have to re-size them to print (or un-check “fit to page”).

Mother’s Day Card Funny Poem/Quote Ideas:

1. “You were right there, I said it.“
2. “Thanks for not drinking for 9 months, mom.“
3.  “Mom, without me today is just another day (you’re welcome)“
4.  “You are a great mom, I mean look at me.“
5.  “Thanks for the genes that provided these crazy good looks, mom.“
6.  “Mom, you’ve earned this card. Enjoy.“
7.  “Mom, now that i’ve moved out i’ve realized that my house is dirty and I can’t cook. What time is dinner?“
8.  “Mom, i’m sorry i’m the reason that you can no longer wear a bikini“
9.  “Mom, no matter what life throws at you, at least you don’t have ugly children.“
10.  “Mom, with you I wouldn’t be here and that would suck.“
11.  “All moms give birth to a child except you, mom. You gave birth to a legend“
12.  “Great job mom I turned out awesome“
13.  “I love how we don’t have to say out loud that i’m your favorite child“
14.  “Many thanks to my greatest teacher, best friend, and my cheapest therapist“
15.  “Mom, you gave me life so I got you this card.“
16.  “Thanks for always saying yes every time dad said no!“
17.  “You’re one of my favorite parents!“
18.  “Home is wherever mom (and good food) is“
19.  “Mom, I can’t even imagine how proud you are of me for remembering to send a card“
20.  “Dear mom, I blame you for how awesome I am. It’s a burden really.“
21.  “I have become my mother. Are you happy now?“
22.  “Mom, thank you so much for putting up with such a spoiled, bratty, unappreciative kid…like my sibling.“
23.  “I love you so much i’ll let you pick your own nursing home (just stay in budget)“
24.  “You’re the Lorelai to my Rory“
25.  “You’re not like a regular mom. You’re a cool mom.“
26.  “Here’s to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.“
27.  “I hope your Mother’s Day is more pleasant than labor was.“
28. “Mom, it’s so great how much closer we’ve gotten since you started texting instead of calling.“
29.  “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who fed me as a baby and through most of my twenties.“
30.  “Mom, thanks for providing me with love that’s as never ending as your voicemails.“