100 Birthday Wishes for 60th Birthday
60th Birthday Wish Quotes for a Card
If you’re looking for 60th birthday sayings or quotes to put inside a card, you’ve found the right place! Here are over 100 birthday wishes for a 60th birthday card! There are 60 funny quotes for you to use plus more!
Inspirational Wishes:
1. “Sixty years young and still shining bright!”
2. “Wishing you wisdom, wealth, and wonder on your 60th birthday!”
3. “May this milestone mark the beginning of a new chapter.”
4. “Sixty and fabulous, inside and out!”
5. “Life begins at 60; enjoy the journey!”
Humorous Wishes
1. “Sixty? That’s just 18 with 42 years of experience!”
2. “Happy 60th! Now you can officially use your age as an excuse.”
3. “You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up!”
4. “Sixty and still got it! (or at least you think you do! Happy birthday”
5. “Don’t worry, 60 is the new 40… or so we’ve heard.”
6. “You’re over the hill, but still rolling!”
7. “Sixty, flirty, and thriving!”
8. “You’re not old; you’re vintage!”
9. “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat cake.”
10. “You’re officially older than Google.”
11. “Sixty years young and still kicking (but maybe not as high)”
12. “Life begins at 60… or so they say.”
13.”You’ve reached the age where you can wear elastic pants and nobody judges you.”
14. “Sixty and still got swag!”
15. “Now you can join the ‘I’m not old, I’m just seasoned’ club.”
16. “You’re older than most of the world’s leaders… combined!”
17. “Sixty years of life, love, and laughter (and a few senior moments)”
18. “You’ve made it to 60; now it’s time to retire your worries and party!”
19. “So it’s your birthday and the bad news is you’re now 60. The good news is i’m not!”
20. “Now that you’re 60 it’s probably not advisable to totally trust that fart!”
21. “Happy 59+1th! But seriously you’re going to have to come to terms with this eventually…”
22. “60 is the new 50*” *said no one ever, happy birthday old fart!
23. “21915 days old. But who’s counting? Happy 60th!”
24. Twenty One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifteen Days Old
25. “Your fifties have expired, happy birthday!”
26. “60!? I’m not saying your old but if you were whiskey, you’d be really expensive!”
27. “60: Welcome to your ‘I really don’t give a damn what people think’ years!”
28. ‘You’re sixty, time to stop trusting those farts!”
29. “60 and still not dead. Deaf, but not dead.”
30. “Cheers and beers to sixty years!”
31. ‘I’m so glad you turned 60……before me!”
32. “Turning 60 can be a very hairy experience. Thankfully you’ve got the ears and nose for it!”
33. “It’s O-FISH-ally your birthday! You make 60 look REEL-y good!”
34. “Condolences on the death of your 50s!”
35. “You’re not really 60 though are you? You’re more like 20 but three times more interesting! Happy birthday”
36. “Hip Hip [cross out word]Replacement Hooray!”
37. “60 comes with new skills, you can now laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time! Happy birthday!”
38. “60. The bright side is we did all our stupid stuff before the internet.”
39. “Sixty: Too old for a midlife crisis, too young for Velcro shoes”
40. “60. Just as much fun as two thirty year olds!”
41. “Happy 21st with 39 years of experience.”
42. “Sixty! More pills but more thrills!”
43. “They say you’re old. I say that’s FAKE NEWS! Happy 60th from Trump”
44. “Sixty, like fifty but giving less of a shit. Happy birthday”
45. “I turned 30 twice!”
46. “You’re 60? Stop the count!!”
47. “Sixty. Old age is coming for all of us. But you’re the first you old sucker!”
48. “It took you 60 years to look this good!”
49. “60? I’d keep that shit quiet. Just kidding happy birthday”
50. Happy birthday! Here’s how to find out if you’re old…When you fall down if people laugh you’re young. If people panic, you’re old!”
51. “60 today! It seems like only yesterday you were 59!”
52. “Sixty isn’t old…..if you’re a tree.”
52. “Happy three fifths of a Century!”
53. “Happy 60th, lets PAR-TEE!” [golf theme]
54. “Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard!”
55. “At 60 years old, your birthday suit requires regular ironing.”
56. “I’m sorry I called you old. I thought you knew”
57. “The years have been kind…it was the weekends that caused all the damage. Happy 60th!”
58. “If you haven’t grown up by 60 then you don’t have to!”
59. “60. At least you don’t have to worry about dying young anymore!”
60. “The first sixty years of childhood are always the hardest!”
Heartfelt Birthday Wishes:
1. “Wishing you love, laughter, and happiness on your special day.”
2. “Sixty years of life, love, and adventure; here’s to many more!”
3. “You’re an inspiration to us all; happy 60th!”
4. “May your day be filled with joy and your year ahead be blessed.”
5. “We’re honored to celebrate this milestone with you.”
6. “Making this world a happier place since 1964 [birth year]”
Reflective Wishes:
1. “Sixty years of memories, moments, and milestones.”
2. “Look back on your life with pride; you’ve earned it.”
3. “A lifetime of experiences, lessons, and love.”
4. “Celebrate six decades of living, laughing, and loving.”
5. “Your story is still being written; make it a bestseller.”
Lighthearted Wishes:
1. “Sixty and still rocking!”
2. “Time to party like it’s 1964(or birth year)!”
3. “You’re over the hill, but still rolling!”
4. “Sixty, flirty, and thriving!”
5. “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat cake.”
6. “Happy Birthday. 60 years of being an absolute Legend!”
Grateful Wishes:
1. “Thank you for being an amazing role model.”
2. “We’re grateful for your wisdom, guidance, and love.”
3. “You’re an incredible friend, family member, and inspiration.”
4. “Your presence makes our lives richer.”
5. “We celebrate you and your remarkable life.”
Adventurous Wishes:
1. “Sixty and ready for the next adventure!”
2. “The best is yet to come; here’s to new experiences!”
3. “Life is a journey; enjoy the ride!”
4. “Sixty and still exploring!”
5. “Your next chapter awaits; make it unforgettable.”
Sentimental Wishes:
1. “Wishing you a day as special as you are.”
2. “Sixty years of life, love, and laughter.”
3. “You deserve all the happiness in the world.”
4. “May your heart be filled with joy.”
5. “We love you more with each passing year.”
Playful Wishes:
1. “Sixty? That’s just a number!”
2. “You’re not old; you’re vintage!”
3. “Sixty and still got swag!”
4. “Birthdays are like wine; they get better with age.”
5. “You’re the coolest 60-year-old we know!”
Respectful Wishes:
1. “Honoring your life, legacy, and impact.”
2. “A lifetime of achievements; congratulations!”
3. “We salute your strength, resilience, and spirit.”
4. “Your life is a testament to courage and determination.”
5. “Wishing you continued growth, wisdom, and happiness.”
